okaymad:

do she got a booty?

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she dooooo

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SHE REALLY DOOO

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keyblade-assassin:

don’t click play.

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

SNAPCHAT IS CONFUSING BECAUSE PEOPLE AT MY SCHOOL WHO I BARELY TALK TO CALL ME CUTE AND SEND ME PICTURES OF THIER ABS HELP ME

A message from Anonymous


You followed me first and I followed back cuz we both love total drama and other things

Yaaay!

tell me why u follow me on anon

selfloathingx:

This has so much potential to be cool

Levels of Tumblr.

egoraptoir:

helioscentrifuge:

1 follower = egg

10-40 followers = hatchling

50-99 followers = baby dragon

100-349 followers = dragon

350-500 followers = still a dragon

501-799 followers =  mega dragon

800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon

5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH 

These are the legit numbers.

im a mega dragon hoh yes

bakadille:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

an artist is stranded on a desert island alone and decides to pass the time by drawing. less that a minute after they take out a sketchbook, one lone person washes up on the island and desperately says “oh my god you can draw can you draw me”

The artist now has food

tutimon886:

mbrainspaz:

So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
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complete with Lion King coloring books
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There was a lego table
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and PUPPIES
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also, free massages. 

This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college. 

Our school should do this

sollux:

DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

trent:

noah:

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did i get anything from this experience? no . it was completely and totally uneventful

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he kissed a guy !

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no i didn’t

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haha yes you did! DID NOT

imagedid did did diD ID DIDID DID DID DID

ahem, i can break this tie

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he totally did

  • Cashier: *looking at the garlic spread and chips we bought* A-are you guys making garlic bread?!
  • Me: Uuuh. *with a straight face* Yes.
  • Cashier: Aw man! That's the way to do it!
  • Me: Heh..sure is.